What Every Parent Knows, but CONGRESS Can’t Figure Out

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The big problem is in how laws are written.  Currently laws are written like the Ten Commandments.  That is in the manner of “Thou shall not….”.  That means that there are ten things you cannot do, but zillions of things you can do.

The parent of a teenager quickly learns that if you tell your teenager “no beer at your party!”  you can be sure that there will be other booze, drugs, and pills at the party.

If you had told him that all he could serve was soft drinks, that means everything else is prohibited.  Very clear.  No need to list what is not allowed.

Politicians of both parties wring their hands and claim it would be too difficult to list all the varieties of weapons including assault weapons in legislation.  Hogwash!

Here are some sample laws for you, dear Congressmen.  Feel free to copy and paste:

‘Only weapons that will hold 8 bullets in its clip are legal, and only clips that hold 8 rounds are legal.”

“Weapons used in warfare can only be owned or used by the army in a war declared by Congress.”

“Anyone, including a manufacturer, who sells a weapon or ammunition or clip to anyone without a federal background check will be legally liable for any and all damages the customer shall cause in committing any illegal act.  

CONGRESS NEEDS TO PASS LAWS THAT IDENTIFY WHAT IS LEGAL; NOT WHAT IS ILLEGAL!  Can it be that hard?

Seventh Grade Test Question

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What is the only requirement to be a U.S. Congressman?

Answer: A citizen of the United States and the state they represent.

Who doesn’t know?

Answer: President Donald J. Trump who told four U.S. members of the House to go back and help fix the totally brokencrmeinfested places from which they came?  That would be the U.S.)

He described the U.S.  as a complete and total catastrophe, the world’s most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world.

 

Are We a Bananna Republic?

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According to our President, the government of which four of our Congress members are citizens and Representatives is “…a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all)….”

Then he said,  “Why don’t they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came”  (They came from the United States.)

The problem is that they are all citizens of this country.  The question then is: “Who has made it what he accuses it of being.  Who can remember any other elected official refering to this great country in that manner?

Yes, according to President Donald J. Trump

WE ARE A BANANA REPUBLIC!